There was a man called him Jim, who lived near a river. Jim was a very religious man.

One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat comes along and tells Jim to get in the boat with him. Jim says "No, that's ok. God will take care of me." So, the man in the boat drives off.

The water rises, so Jim climbs onto his roof. At that time, another boat comes along and the person in that one tells Jim to get in. Jim replies, "No, that's ok. God will take care of me." The person in the boat then leaves.

The water rises even more, and Jim climbs on his chimney. Then a helicopter comes and lowers a ladder. The woman in the helicopter tells Jim to climb up the ladder and get in. Jim tells her "That's ok." The woman says "Are you sure?" Jim says, "Yeah, I'm sure God will take care of me.

Finally, the water rises too high and Jim drowns. Jim gets up to Heaven and is face-to-face with God. Jim says to God "You told me you would take care of me! What happened?"

God replied "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you fuckin' want?"

Well, I just thought this was funny so I decided to put it in. Nothing much really happens around here. I'm probably going to go see The Exorcist today cause my Dad loves going to the movies. Well, it will probably be pretty cool. Other than that nothing much has happened......

Yeah........so.........I got my permit........and I can't drive stick for shit.........

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Oh yeah...........a while back I got a pool table.

Well I am enrolled in Drivers Ed. It's a three day course, but 10 hours a day. Today was the first day so its gonna end on wednesday and i can have my permit by thursday. Also, my mom gave me her '97 Chevy Blazer cause she recently bought a new car. The insurance is gonna be about $400 every six months for Liability only instead of $1860 every six months for Full Coverage. Whatever....I'm happy about it but I know my sister is gonna want rides everywhere and im not gonna want to (my mom will probably make me so thats gonna suck. Oh well...........

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Well, my summer is pretty gay so far. Haven't done much and probably won't do much. Well, my dad says that he is going to put me in Driver's Ed. So my mom called her insurance company (Farmers, I think) and they told her that it would cost $1,860 for 6 months of coverage. So, I'm basically fucked and won't be getting anything until I get a fucking job. Well, maybe I should get a motorcycle. They cost less and the insurance is probably cheaper on them too. Well, we'll see what happens..........